From the spam of the day:
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But the great thing about some of the the latest spam is that they take random quotes from literature that it finds online. This particular one had a bit of Frank L. Baum attached:
But why do you call them foolish experiences? Because they were, abominably foolish! retorted the Demon, bitterly