Oh, how I wish I lived in a real city where people actually cared about things like the Internet. Then, perhaps I could lug a laptop to various places around the city and make cool chalk markings on the sidewalk.
Oh yeah. I couldn’t do that anyway. Nevermind. Maybe I’ll just settle for chalking up my own sidewalk. Not that anyone would care.
But speaking of cities, 84 city employees were arrested today because they had taken bribes for Taxicab permits and Brake Tags.