Ministry of Fools
From the spam of the day:
You are about to become an ordained minister
Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and
ceremonies of the church!
Perform Weddings, Funerals, and Perform Baptisms Forgiveness of Sins
and Visit Correctional Facilities
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But the great thing about some of the the latest spam is that they take random quotes from literature that it finds online. This particular one had a bit of Frank L. Baum attached:
But why do you call them foolish experiences? Because they were,
abominably foolish! retorted the Demon,
bitterly